My First Blog...Blag!...or Gag

 First off the bat or in this case - first off the scorpion's tail is a bit of explanation re the title name of my blog here for those who will read this post and future posts or those who will come across my blog writings[whether accidentally or intentionally].
 My blog is titled D' Wordz of Serketses. The capital D stands for the initial of my proper name while the Serketses is my online artist screen name. Don't fret because i am human and not a bot. Though if some idiot incites me, i can be brutally colder than a cyborg. What model you ask? T-F*ckin' 9000 biatches! Imagine a Terminator borg/droid with an Adamantium skeletal system, a circulatory system running on Nuclear Absinthe juices and the brain system of Dr. H. Lecter.
 But back to the name, Serketses means "Son of Serket". Serket being the Egyptian Scorpion Goddess whose very name means "She who causes to breathe". 

 Additionally, Wikipedia says that "Serqet /ˈsɜːrˌkɛt/ (also known as Selqet, Selket, Serket or Selcis) is the goddess of fertility, nature, animals, medicine, magic, and healing venomous stings and bites in Egyptian mythology, originally the deification of the scorpion."
 If you've read this far in this post, it will be obvious by now that yours truly is a full blooded Skorpion. Not just the Zodiac sign but all that it entails. Thusly, this here first blog of mine also serves as a Forewarning to one and all that you are treading the scorching sands of my wordings or wading the tempestous ocean of my mind. Don't say i didn't warn ya'!
  All or anything that you may read here is me Speaking My Mind unless and otherwise indicated that they are not so[quotes, phrases, etc.]. If you are looking for technical writing or grammatical expertise, get the F*ck out of here. I am not after those things and they are not my priority. My aim here is to blog whatever my mind wants to express at any moment. Sort of freestyle, free-thought and impromptu writings, musings, rants and ravings. Not only am i busy with other things being an artist but i can't ask my Mother to proofread my posts because she's got her hands full as well. She might just smack me in the head if she reads my posts here. 😰 Besides, i don't need to show proof to anyone in order for them to read my posts. They'll read or they won't.
 Blog topics/coverage may range from anything under the Sun, under the Moon, under the Bridge or under the Rug to anything/anyone that catches my fancy or fancies my whims. But definitely i will include areas of my interests - Arts, Music, Flicks, Tv, Books, other Artists, Persons/Personalities, etc.
 Ergo, if my posts in mine blog is your poison ... i urge you to drink lustily! And if not, find your poison in some other blog. I won't say that i am "Straight Outta Compton"[though i like the track] 'coz they're for lame b*tch ass n*ggaz. However, my writings may feel like its Straight Outta Tartarus at times.  
 Hopefully, my posts elicit a grin or two and some comments too. Just make sure that your comment/s is/are worth my while. Refrain from doing stupid and unnecessary comments aimed just to irate or senselessly provoke moi. I will not let that pass. To quote Public Enemy - "You're Gonna Get Yours" and Judas Priest - "You've Got Another Thing Comin'".
 So if you have a queasy stomach and cranium, remove yourself from my Blog. Or else my words will feel as if an Iron Palm struck your mandible ...and you start to Gag while staggering ...and suddenly your KO'd - Blag!

 "Once I was chased by the King of all Scorpions"_Rachel Hunter

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**Image at the bottom is my original.

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